I didn't kill him...

My oldest bird has wide feet. Too wide for any of the shoes from Payless. So we have to special-order shoes for him at $40+shipping. Last week his little brother got into the primer we had left in a closed room we were painting (oh, idiot parents) and the Sunday shoes got the brunt of it. $40.

So the poor guy wore tennis shoes to church this Sunday, and I ordered more shoes as quickly as possible. About two hours ago they came in the mail. And this is a picture of them filled with honey. $40.

At least I saved the honey-hey, the shoes hadn't ever been worn.